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The Barbed Crown

by bdietrich on May 1, 2013

Ethan, Astiza, and son Harry are back on May 7, in The Barbed Crown. That’s the publication date of my latest novel, by HarperCollins.

Astiza? Wasn’t she carried off in a hurricane in The Emerald Storm? Well, yes, but thanks to a bit of ingenuity, dubiously claimed by her husband…

She’s smart, beautiful, and popular with readers. You bet she’s coming back.

“I was smuggled to France on a moonless flood tide,” Ethan begins, “soaked from rain and spattered with the blood of a sailor beheaded by a cannonball.”

Our hero has become an English spy, bent on revenge against Napoleon, and in the company of a beautiful comtesse named Catherine Marceau. But a number of surprises await him onshore, not the least of which is his wife. And then things get really tangled.

The Barbed Crown is the sixth in the series of Ethan Gage adventures, taking place in 1804 and 1805. Historical events include Napoleon’s coronation as emperor, his attempt to invade England, and the decisive naval battle of Trafalgar in which Britain was triumphant but Admiral Nelson was killed.

Once more, Ethan is in the middle of it all.

For those new to the series, it begins with Napoleon’s Pyramids set during Bonaparte’s 1798 […]

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Terrorism and Real Risk

by bdietrich on April 25, 2013

Please be afraid.

Thriller, horror, and mystery writers depend on it. We also depend on you being afraid of the wrong things, because the risk of what we obsess about is vanishingly small compared to what we’ll probably die of.

This topic came to mind during the non-stop, frenetic news coverage and citywide shutdown of Boston after the Marathon bombings. Perfectly understandable, and I was as glued to the drama as anyone.

But as tragic as the event was, it occurred in a world where about 6,850 Americans die every day, according to the Center for Disease Control. The vast majority, of course, succumb to sickness.

Globally, the casualty rate is 153,000 a day, or 56 million dead a year, which is within the ballpark of death estimates for all of World War II.

And soldiers were shooting more than bullets in that war. I once read Europe actually gained population during the war years.

I co-taught a university course on risk analysis and was fascinated by the numbers. Even taking into account the slaughter of 9/11, you’re statistically about twice as likely to be slain by a bee sting as a terrorist.

Makes for a bad thriller, though.

Between 1997 and 2001, and including 9/11, 3,974 Americans […]

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Writing Commandments

These aren’t engraved on stone tablets. But I often give some version of this list when speaking to aspiring writers. Writing is challenging intellectually, and challenging psychologically. It takes discipline and persistence. So for what it’s worth…

Good writing is clear thinking. Can you summarize what you think?

Tell the truth. Be honest in your writing.

Be curious. Always ask, ‘Why’?

Be observant and precise. Books can succeed or fail on detail.

Don’t wait to be invited to write. Do it. Push your way in.

Tailor your story for your audience. Who is that? Visualize them.

Don’t preach. Readers want a story, not a sermon.

Teach us. Become a good researcher.

Rewrite, rewrite, rewrite.

10. Be concise. Short and simple is often better. When in doubt, cut it out.

11. Be a good employee of your publisher, not a butthead. Listen. Do what you promise.

12. Work hard. Everyone else is.

13. Define yourself and your genre.

14. Don’t expect overnight success. Develop your backlist and career.

15. Be you, not a half-baked imitation of another author.

16. Roll with it. You’re not in control, life isn’t fair, publishing is in tumult, shit happens, good happens, fate is the hunter, what goes around comes around, life is what happens when you’re making other plans.

17.  Kicked in […]

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Reality at the edge of the world

I live on the edge of the world.

My Pacific Northwest house faces the Salish Sea, an inland body of salt water that includes the San Juan Islands. It perches like a tree house on a steep hill, looking into the branches of conifers a hundred feet high or higher, with orange madrona trees woven through like thread.

The evolutionary biologist Edward O. Wilson would say my perch mimics that of my African prehistoric ancestors. We evolved in a savannah landscape where we looked for grassland predators and prey from the relative safety of clumps of trees. An urban apartment overlooking a park gives much the same sensation.

While far from utopian, my abode is fairly quiet, pretty, and bourgeois-comfortable. Until reality pokes in.

Which it does  all the time. Having covered the Exxon Valdez oil spill as a journalist, I watch from my bedroom office window as a parade of oil tankers migrate in and out of the nearby refinery port here like balloons that might pop on the wrong rock. At least now they have tug escort and double hulls.

And I live a short distance outside the city of Anacortes, a refinery and boat-building town of about sixteen thousand with dreams of […]

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Thriller first lines

“The last camel collapsed at noon.” This first line, in Ken Follett’s classic The Key to Rebecca, made me want to read more. I try for the same in my own fiction: a sailor beheaded by a cannonball in the opening of the upcoming “The Barbed Crown.”

Here’s some openers I’ve collected from others, for a blog I also posted at Thillercentral.org.

“‘Where’s Papa going with that axe?’ said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast.” No wonder I loved E..B. White’s Charlotte’s Web when my teacher read it in the third grade. It’s a thriller!

“It was a pleasure to burn,” is how Ray Bradbury started Fahrenheit 451.

“The screams had finally ceased.” James Rollins, The Judas Strain.

“I am a coward,” begins the narrator of Elizabeth Wein’s Code Name Verity.

Not every beginning has to be a zinger. While mystery writer Elmore Leonard advises never to start with the weather, legions of good bestsellers have done just that.

Grabbing the reader by the throat sure doesn’t hurt, though. Here’s Leonard in Freaky Deaky: “Chris Mankowski’s last day on the job, two in the afternoon, two hours to go, he got a call to dispose of a bomb.”

Or Dean Koontz, Dragon […]

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The Writer’s Odds

Thriller author James Patterson made $94 million in 2012, according to Forbes. He’s one of 145,900 American “writers and authors” counted by the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a quarter of them part-time, two-thirds of them self-employed, and with median earnings of $55,420. (“Median” means half earned more than that, and half less, I believe.)

I looked this up for a couple talks I’m giving this week. People are often interested in a writer’s odds of success.

Pollsters report more than 80 percent of Americans would like to be author, and in 2011 statisticians counted 329,259 books published in the United States, and 2.2 million books published in the world. Google estimates 130 million books have been published in human history.

With electronic self-publishing, it’s become easier than ever to be “an author.” And harder than ever to get attention to your work.

Most successful authors have some combination of talent, persistence, and luck. The persistence stories are always encouraging. And daunting.

Mystery writer Janet Evanovich pulled in $33 million last year, but wrote for ten years before getting published. She labored first in the romance field before hitting it big with bounty hunter Stephanie Plum.

Stephen King’s first big novel, Carrie, was rejected 30 times. He […]

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And the Oscar goes to…Story

It’s Oscar weekend, and in the desperate journalistic hunt for meaning in self-promoting spectacles – the Academy Awards, the Superbowl, political conventions – best-picture nominees have been criticized for straying from the truth.

“Lincoln” has a Connecticut congressman (falsely) voting against the amendment to end slavery. (First Hurricane Sandy, then Snowstorm Nemo, and now this!) “Zero Dark Thirty” suggests torture works, when it apparently played no role in finding Osama Bin Laden. And “Argo” turns what all of us have experienced – a tedious airport departure – into an exciting one.

In other words, these historical fictions have fiction in them, mixing up timelines, creating composite characters, and injecting drama.

Oh dear. I do that, too.

How do historical novelists sleep at night? Well we’re trying to inform and entertain by telling a story, drawing people to subject matter that might otherwise seem dry or distant.

We also put a thematic spin on events by interpreting history.

Hollywood has been a master at this, rightly and wrongly, going all the way back to 1915’s “Birth of a Nation.” It was adopted from a novel called “The Clansman” which celebrated the KKK. The film prompted protests for its racism and, at the same time, a revival of […]

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Napoleon and the Pope

Napoleon Bonaparte would be at home in today’s relatively irreligious age. A recent poll showed nearly 20 percent of Americans report no religion, up from 8 percent in 1990. In France the percentage declaring no religion is 48, in Britain 50. Even in Mexico, 20 percent report no religious affiliation.

Napoleon seized power in a military coup against a revolutionary government that began as officially atheistic, and which had booted out France’s dominating Catholic Church. Notre Dame was turned into a “Temple of Reason” with busts of Greek philosophers. Then it briefly became a food warehouse.

Church property was seized, churches temporarily closed up, and convents and monasteries emptied.

One of Bonaparte’s first acts as dictator was to reach agreement with the Church to welcome back Roman Catholicism, but under conditions that trimmed it of its old ownerships and powers.

It was political calculation. The revival of religion was as popular with many French commoners as the return of Orthodox religion was popular with some Russians after the collapse of communism.

But Bonaparte was no churchgoer and no true Catholic. He remarked once that perhaps the sun would be a logical object of worship. He had curiosity without faith. His last deathbed word was not […]

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Napoleon and football

Napoleon Bonaparte wasn’t much of a couch potato, but he probably would have watched the Superbowl. Football is our sport closest to early 19th Century warfare.

There was more clarity to conflict then than today’s terrorism-and-guerilla tactics. The Ravens and Forty-Niners will line up at scrimmage like the French and British at Waterloo. The goal line was the enemy’s capital. And generals could slug it out (the ground game) or try a campaign of maneuver (the passing game.)

Napoleon was a master of both. His first service was at the siege of Toulon, a kind of fourth-and-one head-butt that the invading British and royalists lost. In contrast, his first command as a general in Italy was all about speed and maneuver. He had the smaller team and made up for it by out-marching the Austrians.

I‘m no expert at football. For my Ethan Gage novels, however, I’ve picked up knowledge about Napoleonic warfare. Ethan has been at the Battle of the Pyramids, Siege of Acre, and Battle of Marengo, and for the upcoming “The Barbed Crown” (May) he winds up at the naval battle of Trafalgar.

Napoleon faced many of the same dilemmas as the modern football coach. Ninety percent of his work was […]

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Good News for Holiday Cheer

When I worked as a journalist, I was a professional worrier. So are many academics, politicians, non-governmental “cause” groups, charities, lawyers, doctors, government officials, religious leaders, and Moms.

Americans tell each other things are bad so we’ll make them better.

Well, the world didn’t end Dec. 21. And this holiday season, let’s take cheer that our pessimistic system actually works. A lot of progress keeps being made, fiscal cliffs and guns notwithstanding.

Google terms like “good news trends” on the Internet and you’ll soon be humming Jingle Bells.

Violent crime and murders, for example, are down by half since 1991, despite the “if it bleeds it leads” credo of the evening news.

American life expectancy is up another two years since 2000, now averaging 78.5 for men and women combined.

Income taxes, as a percentage of the gross domestic product, are lower than in either the Eisenhower or Reagan Administrations. Our tax burden as a percentage of GDP is lower than 27 of 30 industrialized countries.

House fires are down 60 percent since 1972, and fire fatalities have been cut in half.

Farmland has shrunk slightly since 1982, but agricultural production is up 50 percent.

Traffic fatalities are at the lowest level since 1949. Aviation and railway accidents are […]

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