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The Writer’s Odds

by bdietrich on March 4, 2013

Thriller author James Patterson made $94 million in 2012, according to Forbes. He’s one of 145,900 American “writers and authors” counted by the Bureau of Labor Statistics, a quarter of them part-time, two-thirds of them self-employed, and with median earnings of $55,420. (“Median” means half earned more than that, and half less, I believe.)

I looked this up for a couple talks I’m giving this week. People are often interested in a writer’s odds of success.

Pollsters report more than 80 percent of Americans would like to be author, and in 2011 statisticians counted 329,259 books published in the United States, and 2.2 million books published in the world. Google estimates 130 million books have been published in human history.

With electronic self-publishing, it’s become easier than ever to be “an author.” And harder than ever to get attention to your work.

Most successful authors have some combination of talent, persistence, and luck. The persistence stories are always encouraging. And daunting.

Mystery writer Janet Evanovich pulled in $33 million last year, but wrote for ten years before getting published. She labored first in the romance field before hitting it big with bounty hunter Stephanie Plum.

Stephen King’s first big novel, Carrie, was rejected 30 times. He […]

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And the Oscar goes to…Story

by bdietrich on February 23, 2013

It’s Oscar weekend, and in the desperate journalistic hunt for meaning in self-promoting spectacles – the Academy Awards, the Superbowl, political conventions – best-picture nominees have been criticized for straying from the truth.

“Lincoln” has a Connecticut congressman (falsely) voting against the amendment to end slavery. (First Hurricane Sandy, then Snowstorm Nemo, and now this!) “Zero Dark Thirty” suggests torture works, when it apparently played no role in finding Osama Bin Laden. And “Argo” turns what all of us have experienced – a tedious airport departure – into an exciting one.

In other words, these historical fictions have fiction in them, mixing up timelines, creating composite characters, and injecting drama.

Oh dear. I do that, too.

How do historical novelists sleep at night? Well we’re trying to inform and entertain by telling a story, drawing people to subject matter that might otherwise seem dry or distant.

We also put a thematic spin on events by interpreting history.

Hollywood has been a master at this, rightly and wrongly, going all the way back to 1915’s “Birth of a Nation.” It was adopted from a novel called “The Clansman” which celebrated the KKK. The film prompted protests for its racism and, at the same time, a revival of […]

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Napoleon and the Pope

Napoleon Bonaparte would be at home in today’s relatively irreligious age. A recent poll showed nearly 20 percent of Americans report no religion, up from 8 percent in 1990. In France the percentage declaring no religion is 48, in Britain 50. Even in Mexico, 20 percent report no religious affiliation.

Napoleon seized power in a military coup against a revolutionary government that began as officially atheistic, and which had booted out France’s dominating Catholic Church. Notre Dame was turned into a “Temple of Reason” with busts of Greek philosophers. Then it briefly became a food warehouse.

Church property was seized, churches temporarily closed up, and convents and monasteries emptied.

One of Bonaparte’s first acts as dictator was to reach agreement with the Church to welcome back Roman Catholicism, but under conditions that trimmed it of its old ownerships and powers.

It was political calculation. The revival of religion was as popular with many French commoners as the return of Orthodox religion was popular with some Russians after the collapse of communism.

But Bonaparte was no churchgoer and no true Catholic. He remarked once that perhaps the sun would be a logical object of worship. He had curiosity without faith. His last deathbed word was not […]

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Napoleon and football

Napoleon Bonaparte wasn’t much of a couch potato, but he probably would have watched the Superbowl. Football is our sport closest to early 19th Century warfare.

There was more clarity to conflict then than today’s terrorism-and-guerilla tactics. The Ravens and Forty-Niners will line up at scrimmage like the French and British at Waterloo. The goal line was the enemy’s capital. And generals could slug it out (the ground game) or try a campaign of maneuver (the passing game.)

Napoleon was a master of both. His first service was at the siege of Toulon, a kind of fourth-and-one head-butt that the invading British and royalists lost. In contrast, his first command as a general in Italy was all about speed and maneuver. He had the smaller team and made up for it by out-marching the Austrians.

I‘m no expert at football. For my Ethan Gage novels, however, I’ve picked up knowledge about Napoleonic warfare. Ethan has been at the Battle of the Pyramids, Siege of Acre, and Battle of Marengo, and for the upcoming “The Barbed Crown” (May) he winds up at the naval battle of Trafalgar.

Napoleon faced many of the same dilemmas as the modern football coach. Ninety percent of his work was […]

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Good News for Holiday Cheer

When I worked as a journalist, I was a professional worrier. So are many academics, politicians, non-governmental “cause” groups, charities, lawyers, doctors, government officials, religious leaders, and Moms.

Americans tell each other things are bad so we’ll make them better.

Well, the world didn’t end Dec. 21. And this holiday season, let’s take cheer that our pessimistic system actually works. A lot of progress keeps being made, fiscal cliffs and guns notwithstanding.

Google terms like “good news trends” on the Internet and you’ll soon be humming Jingle Bells.

Violent crime and murders, for example, are down by half since 1991, despite the “if it bleeds it leads” credo of the evening news.

American life expectancy is up another two years since 2000, now averaging 78.5 for men and women combined.

Income taxes, as a percentage of the gross domestic product, are lower than in either the Eisenhower or Reagan Administrations. Our tax burden as a percentage of GDP is lower than 27 of 30 industrialized countries.

House fires are down 60 percent since 1972, and fire fatalities have been cut in half.

Farmland has shrunk slightly since 1982, but agricultural production is up 50 percent.

Traffic fatalities are at the lowest level since 1949. Aviation and railway accidents are […]

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The End Isn’t Near

Despite the turn of the Mayan calendar, I’m betting the world won’t end Friday, Dec. 21. Tickets to Hawaii.

Why the optimism? Predictions of an imminent end go back to Biblical times and are so common that “The End Is Near” has become a cartoon staple. I covered one fundamentalist prediction in the 1970s as a young reporter. When the sun rose anyway there was not just befuddlement, but disappointment, among the bilked believers of the sect.

No rapture, no fireworks. Just the same old problems, possibilities, and the April 15 income tax deadline. Dang.

It would be flattering to think the final curtain would ring down during our own brief lifetimes, but I bought my Hawaii tickets with the cheerful knowledge that it’s unlikely, given my own utter insignificance.

There certainly would be plenty of spectators to watch the apocalypse. There are over 7 billion people in the world today, a number difficult to grasp even in Cairo or Tokyo. If you assume the Woodstock rock festival attracted half a million festival-goers, there are enough people alive to fill 14,118 Woodstocks.

That’s a lot of folks to erase.

Yet you could name a star in our Milky Way galaxy for every person alive today and […]

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Wanted: Common sense on guns

Which are you more afraid of?

That the American government, U.N. black helicopters, or some other right-wing boogeymen will impose tyranny if civilians aren’t armed to the teeth with assault rifles?

Or that some lunatic with 50-bullet clips allowed under our crazy gun laws will invade a shopping mall, school, or movie theater, when you are unlucky enough to visit, and open fire? Or settle a domestic dispute with an assault weapon?

The first is paranoid fantasy. The second is everyday reality.

It’s time not just to reconsider an assault weapons ban, but to take a look at clarifying the purpose of the Second Amendment by modifying it. There are just too many crazies, with too many guns.

I say this as a one-time gun owner, former hunter, and author of books that feature a good deal of military violence. I enjoy war movies, action heroes, and military history as much as the next guy.

But the modern fad of taking as many people with you before extinguishing your own life is out of control – in part because lobbying groups like the NRA have hijacked common sense about guns into “principled” extremism. The more they insist on absolutism, the worse it gets.

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The Legendary Dietrich

No, not me. And not Marlene Dietrich, the actress, nor Nazi Josef “Sepp” Dietrich, a notorious SS general in World War II, nor anti-Nazi pastor Dietrich Bonhoeffer.

The legendary one, literally, is Dietrich of Bern, the German King Arthur.

Never heard of him? I hadn’t either until a few years ago, but have been gathering information about him since. I need to pump this guy up.

Dietrich is a fairly common German name, with one Internet site listing 15,761 of us in the United States. That makes it the 2,112th most common surname in America: unusual, but not novel or exotic.

As far as I know, my own relatives and ancestors are not particularly prestigious or notorious. There was certainly no family crest, fortune, or castle to get excited about when I was growing up.

I was surprised, then, to learn that Dietrich von Bern was one of the great heroes of medieval legend. Facets of his adventures filtered down and can be seen as inspirations for such works as Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, or Wagner’s ring opera. Giants, dwarves, dragons, magic armor, invisibility cloaks, a mermaid, damsels in distress: this Dietrich guy got there first.

There are at least four […]

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The future forest

The small city of Anacortes, population 16,000, reputedly has more preserved forestland per capita than any municipality in the Lower 48.

This is one of the blessings of Fidalgo Island where I live. A million people a year rush across Fidalgo to board the ferry to the further San Juan islands. While parked in the ferry line, most of them don’t see the 2,800 acres and 50 miles of trails of our protected woodland, plus its multiple lakes, ponds, meadows, and rocky peaks.

Which is just as well, I suppose. The trails are busy enough.

I serve on the board of Friends of the Forest and recently co-taught a class to the city’s Senior College on the forest with Denise Crowe, a naturalist who has been leading educational hikes for adults and schoolchildren for a generation.

Most of the surviving forest on Fidalgo is second or third growth. Huge stumps from pioneer logging can still be seen with telltale springboard holes. The swollen base of the trees was too big to cut, so loggers would cut crude planks and insert them several feet high in slots sawn in the trunk. There they would balance to cut the titans down.

The regrowth means a lot of […]

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Napoleon and sex

As the sad General David Petraeus sex scandal seems to grow more bizarre by the hour, and its undraping remains more riveting than the Fiscal Cliff, a curious American might ask, “What would the French do?”

By reputation, France is more tolerant of sexual shenanigans than those of us in the USA, home to the Puritans, Salem witch trials, and 24-hour cable news desperate for things to talk about.

The French are hardly immune to scandal. Former International Monetary Fund head Dominique Strauss-Kahn had his political ambitions derailed by his sexual appetite, though his first undoing came from allegations of assault by a New York hotel maid, not a Parisian one.

But for rip-roaring sexual soap opera, and sophisticated yawns about the same, French history is instructive. And a good example is the Napoleonic era I write about in my Ethan Gage novels.

“Napoleon’s Women,” by British historian Christopher Hibbert, is a good compendium of the affairs, trysts, and romances of Napoleon and the people around him. The principles didn’t have to stand for election and there were no gossip magazines, but they were expert gossips. There was also a tolerant acceptance of human appetites very different than today.

Women were attracted to power. Men […]

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